Walk of Shame. In a state park.
Locked out of the apartment with just a box of wine way to begin the weekend.
I was naked with an australian flag taped to my boobs. Damn internationals think they can claim everything.
They glued all of the ceiling tiles shut.
oh my god. you caused complete remodeling to a college campus that you don't even go to
You grabbed her hand and started jacking her finger off. She was horrified.
Did it finish?
For looking exactly like her, she tasted less like her sister than I would've thought
He's asking if he can send a dick pic. How do I politely decline that?
I'd rather not be labeled as that girl who came over, drank a bunch of their alcohol, woke up the 5 year old, broke shit and left
I heard moaning and ass slapping and sponge bob.
then she lifted her dress, tweaked her own nipples, and then ordered another round for everyone. this place is wild at 9pm.
I just want to be like i dont know you but ive seen your penis & i like it
I just fist bumped God in my head for last night. What a bro.
i ran into the Jo the housecleaner earlier this morning. i mentioned i had a little hangover and she asked what the occasion was.. i replied "Tuesday" without thinking. she judged the shit out of me.
You were drinking tequila through a straw.. and kept waving your arms at me and getting this intense stare down as you muttered something about jedi mind tricks.
Why is the microwave staring at me?!
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