I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
we've already established he's totally wasted. but now he's just sitting at his computer, doing i don't know what, and he keeps saying "dammmn girl" in a really low whisper
I think off duty cops drove me home. I may have been hitchhiking
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Our funnel is on top of our neighbors roof.
I walked from the hotel to the club with a pint of tequila in my boot. Poured some in a homeless woman's mouth when she asked for change. I've hit rock bottom.
Honestly I will go to church for him, I will even try to quit smoking for him. But his dick is not worth losing alcohol. He sure as fuck isn't taking away our wine nights.
Was it you who made out with a toothless guy last night?
You don't know how small your school is until you know everyone in the ER on a Friday night.
My pants are on and I'm pretty sure I tried to throw them at someone.
We've been watching Scooby Doo and having sex for the past 36 hours, so life is great
My name will be tattooed on his ass by sunday.
I need to wash the frat house off of me
I wasn't even hungover I was just mourning my dignity
Last night you dunked donut holes in spinach dip, ate it, threw up, and continued eating. I cant keep up with your drunk eating skills.
I was wondering where the donuts went.
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