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• (720): View more from Colorado

  the quote on the bathroom wall was "stop reading this and focus on peeing" and i realized i'd peed on the seat.

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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Walk of shame was bad enough, but farting with each step as I walked past his roommates was just not cosmically fair.

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• (248): View more from Michigan

  I make my boyfriend pay for half of my birth control. We call it his monthly rent.

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• (314): View more from Missouri

  You kept yelling that her vagina looked like a hatchet wound.

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• (580): View more from Oklahoma

  I cagt a turtle and named him squirt. He's in my bathtub Caleb is feeding me peaches! This is the most beautiful vodka Thursday ever!

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• (414): View more from Wisconsin

  ME TOO. Am adrunk madr out qith. White guy. Guy de white. Blanco chico. Chico de blanco

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• (859): View more from Kentucky

  in a thick russian accent she said "im not so good with english, much better with dick"

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• (908): View more from New Jersey

  Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  I threw away my jacket instead of washing it, the jungle juice stained me more of shame than red food coloring... i have never been that white girl wasted before...

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• (505): View more from New Mexico

  It's official. I'm gonna fuck hot art class guy. But this won't be like hot Samsung guy. I'm gonna make sure I follow through this time.

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  You can't do wine Netflix and blow jobs in the bed you've had since 5th grade with your parents downstairs

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• (803): View more from South Carolina

  I'm too over dressed and drunk for this emergency vets office

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• (716): View more from New York

  He actually said the words 'I miss you' followed by 'I wanna have sex with your face'. I'd say that's a win.

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• (630): View more from Illinois

  im shaving my vagina and listening to frank sinatra, im coming over after

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• (617): View more from Massachusetts

  DONT YOU DARE YELL AT ME. YOU'RE THE ONE WHO TRIED TO PAY FOR THE CAB WITH YOUR PANERA REWARDS CARD.

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