I can't get into him, he looks really young. I'd feel like I was blowing the Gerber baby.
He had personality for days, but cock for only minutes
If you're going to watch porn, can you atleast be considerate and watch it on my old laptop and not the new one?
fter the third song from an iPod commercial played I realized how much that frat sucked.
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she asked if i had a condom...i said yes...when we finished it wasnt on...told her it was at home on my dresser.
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
Hne relally is a cite oerfect gome. Nes awddddddddooooome.
so, does the "dick the size of your forearm" thing run in the family then?
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it was fucking weird. cops showed up but they appreciated our 3 story bong. and then some girl tried to steal our cheese and butter
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
She's dressed as a slutty goth schoolgirl. Those are my three favorite things. God himself could not give me whiskey dick.
I just coughed and my vagina hurt. We need to hook up more.
dude, i just found out morgan freeman loves weed. all my moms arguments are now irrelevant
Okay I'm ready to show you that my weiner still works
Too late, I'm convinced it's broken
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