you want my honest opinion? I'm sure refering to her vagina as the "bat cave" was your first mistake.
The is a pregnant woman in this Chipolte wearing a shirt that simply says ‘OOPS!’ across the tummy.
That baby is bound to be under-loved.
guess you're going to miss out on a groin massage and a frosty vagina
He had rug burn on his nose from my landing strip
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his mom found me in the closet hiding and the only thing i could think of was to sit there and wave.
I don't care how stoned you are, I'm not driving to a different state for a burrito
My week is over as of 8pm tonight, and I'm herpes free...Let's rage
How did "late lunch" turn into 8 solid hours of drinking??? I feel like death.
Just puked in my hallway. Good start to a great night
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Went to 7-11 to buy condoms with the $20 I found on the ground outside Rite Aid. A good day for drug stores
Is there a classy way to tell him that to thank him for his service I would like to put his dick in my mouth?
"Happy Veterans Day! Now pull down your pants."
Have you had sex with a man from New Zealand? No? Then your input is invalid.
Ya it was crazy the power went just as she was about orgasm and the vibrator got fried with the power surge
Damn you. I'm in a bar with Southern Jesus Fearing Blah Blah Rednecks WHO ARE PROBABLY VOTING FOR TRUMP and you go radio silent.
I'm not saying I love you. I never said I love you. I said that if earth blew up like Krypton you'd be the only person I would like to have inside me when our bodies burn up in a fiery inferno