What should i be more turned off about... his massive collection of condoms or that he asked me to sign my name by number 68 on the list posted on his wall?
I think the two go hand in hand.
I'm at a party with that guy you made out with on new years. He remembers your name!
All I remember is drinking vodka out of tupperware.
we took turns throwing up in the kitchen sink last night...no i am not doing the dishes
were trying to schedule when i can give him head in between classes.
apparently they wrote a song entitled "butt slut" about her... im thinking shes not girlfriend material.
BAHHAHHAHHAHAHHA SOME ASS IS BIYING NE DRHBKS. DRUBK
I like to think of them as justice herpes. She cheats on me and gets more than she bargained for.
Dinner?
YES CON MARGARITAS POR FAVOR!!!! MUCHO MARGARITAS!!!
So I vote that we skip the bowling and just go straight to destroying our livers.
I'm eating Doritos at 9am because last nights weed is just now starting to wear off
You ruined a cute cat because your lack of horniness
Had a dream we were competing for tomatos.
Another thing to add to the list of things not to do while I'm drunk......explain to the upstairs neighborr how to have quiet orgasams......she now thinks I want to be part of a threesome......fuck my life
Having random cyber sex while watching to catch a predator just seems wrong.
Randomize
