Racial profiling caused me to miss two cabs but the third cabs the charm - he's playing Jesus Music
i would punch a child for taco bell
Whyyyyy do my fingers smell like Chinese food.
I know I'm all grown up when I don't have to take my pregnancy test in the store bathroom anymore.
I'm customer of the month for a 3rd time now at the Wine store. I've achieved so much in my life
my goal is to masturbate without thinking about my exbf.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
It was awful. Mid hookup he started reading the titles of the books over my bed, which were about Russian imperial history. He then started asking me questions about the class I was reading the books for. I was like "WE HAVE TIME FOR THAT LATER, PLEASE CONTINUE."
Me too it's so nice. Debated studying out there but woulda been 90% babe-watching 5% flexing 3% studying and 2% talkin my boners down.
Just tried to dig out holes in my mattress for my boobs so I could be comfortable lying down on my stomach
All i remember his him yelling yahtzee while pouring beer down her shirt .
EX BOYFRIEND'S TWINS WERE BORN TODAY. THIS CALLS FOR A MARG.
Emojis can't explain what he felt when that ass dropped
How much glitter would I have to ingest in order for a "magnificent" amount to appear in my ejaculate?
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