Who tried to make mustard cubes with the ice cube tray?
I just got a msg from someone saved in my phone as "gouiys stAndingg nezxt me not oz". Omh my life.
You. Me. A bottle of Vodka. The wilderness.
I don't know what kind of soup they made, but it smells like condoms.
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I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'll give you $10 to get a dick pic with a gecko on it.
There's a picture of you on facebook laying in the street with 3 cops standing over you after you faceplanted off that guy's shoulders.
Is that what happened to my face?!
The guy who was The Count on Sesame Street died this week too. Therefore, you should take multiple shots, count them, & go "ahh aaahh aaaahhh" after each one. I expect video...
I got another blow job proposal last night. Skills.
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Rage-masturbating and then crying myself to sleep. Welcome to Wednesday.
You gotta do what you gotta do. Like how I gotta drive in the rain to go get chicken nuggets. I just gotta.
well, i found him passed out on a picnic table two miles away with a lit cig in his hand...he had a rough night
Watching a guy pay his tab with a check. Jesus dude...
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
I don’t know how you celebrated 4/20 but I set a Payless trash can on fire
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