I think there's some kind of asian convention downtown. There are thousands and they're all wearing badges and snapping pictures. I feel like I just stepped into your worst nightmare.
mom in a round about way told me to either donate my eggs or become a surrogate bcuz I need money.
bad decision saturdays are such a good decision
it was a whole new experience in the world of ball fondling
Yea, i was tied up and blindfolded. And someone was throwing chicken nuggets at my face.
I'm doing it for my vagina. You should understand that
its really sad that i have to specifically make this a rule but, absolutely no lighting smoke bombs indoors at my birthday party.
I'm mentally preparing my vagina for this semester. It's fucking welcome week. I'm going to be talking to her all night.
Amazing how you can get from "Merry Christmas" to sex in three texts.
I could have done it in 2
he ran through my sliding door
in his defense that door gets complicated after 10 beers
the only two hours i was sober on this trip and i managed to break my toe. no one will believe this.
I got propositioned to get involved with an engaged couple. I told them I didn't think my married couple would like me to see other couples...
*tries to be fun and flirty* *literally gets peed on*
help. there is a guy in a bunny costume.
What doesn't this kid understand that our relationship is not going past the blacked out blowjob I gave him on his birthday?
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