I told him he can't put it there till we're exclusive. That's totally The Relationship Hole.
all I remember was being half naked drinking water on my hands and knees from her dogs water bowl.
i was taking the test and had to adjust my boner and my teacher thought i was cheating or something
just so you know, you can get through airport security with handcuffs no questions asked
You swear the intervention is for her? I've fallen for that one twice.
He said he was going to "rock my world". I wonder if he too has a false sense of confidence and accomplishment stemming from a complete lack of honesty from our own female counterparts.
She said she was jealous that i could wear headbands, then growled at the ground in shame..
Probably TMI here but I just rubbed one out while listening to thunderstruck, almost ripped my dick off.
Wouldn't life be so much easier if you could just walk up to attractive men and say, "Let me bear your children" and it wouldn't be creepy?
Or possibly end in a restraining order?
I just meant the frequency of your blow jobs on a flow chart wouldn't look too promising
I just ran your car into a ups truck....but on a up note I have a handle of fireball and breakfast burritos
And that facial hair. He might as well shave it so it spells "douche" on one cheek and "nozzle" on the other.
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
lets face it, we have a liquor cabinet with a designated chocolate shelf
we were clicking our heels together saying theres no place like home, while the cops were tellin us to call our parents and tell them what happened.
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