Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
I should hang a sign above my bed that says "get hard or go home."
I swear a good massage is the easiest way in my pants.
Not that there's a hard way... but you know what I mean.
Im gonna need you to always be ready for drinking or this will never work. grow up peter pan.
I will fuck him senseless, no need for a priest.
I only have one eye to read your texts because I just stabbed one out after reading that last text.
Good news. I heard back from the doctor and I don't have a liver problem.
...yet.
Can't even walk I haven't tried talking but I probably can't do that either
she pointed to my dick and said you are going to save the world
I remember caressing his hands asking him if he moisturized, then i proceeded to put his hands on my face
Well I just had a flashback of something I did in the 4th grade. Now I can't go back to sleep.
He was licking my ear while recommending that I shop at IKEA. I think he's my perfect guy.
Explain to me how we're not being documented on? A gynecologist I saw two times 8 years ago popped up on my people you may know list on fb. What in the actual fuck?
Don't care if they even pay me; I lifeguard for the fringe benefits -- free tourist vagina in the Hilton jacuzzi every single night
I sure hope so...I wonder if he could tell in that email that I'm really good at blow jobs. Hopefully he heard that tone. Any means necessary.
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