I know, he also has a fancy car to make up for his tiny penis
I just applied for an unsubsidized loan naked. I love the internet.
All he did was lie there and used his hands to keep pace. He was like the metronome of sex.
She handed me a mouthguard and said "here, you're going to need this" that rough.
do you ever get flashbacks of ppl you had sex with and just shudder at how gross they were/how drunk you were?
story of my life.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
Don't let the fact that shes seen my penis discourage you
It probably isn't a good idea to go home with last night's hookup's brother. And sister.
Probably is probably an understatement.
I got us chalkboard mugs. Now whoever comes home with us can feel comfortable in the morning! I am too considerate to my one-night stands...
OMG HIS EYES ARE POOLS OF SEX. HOT SEX.
You declared war on your ex and then had sex with who you thought was her sister. No one knows who she was but we think your dick might be in danger.
This late night dumpster diving sesh is making my quads cramp up
Oprah Winfrey is a jealous, vengeful god
You're going to hell! And you're going to hell! And you! And you. You're all going to hell!!!
It looks like I jerked off a rainbow.
What's the world record for number of orgasms reached on ones birthday? Asking for a friend.
Randomize
