shaved balls and baby powder=awesome
one two three fourrrrnication!
i wanna do a homemade sex video in sepia and pretend were in the early 20th c
Dudes got a Polo tattoo. I don't care if he has a yacht I can't handle that level of gay.
She's like the little sister I never had ... except for the fact we're having sex.
FUUUUUCK she froze all my quaters inside the ice cubes again
Its been 4 years since I have masturbated this hard. God bless the Olympics!
i dont know whats weirder. that i told him he stabbed me in my dream or that he told me i wasnt the first girl to tell him theyve been killed by him in a dream
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
Your children are clinging to me like my teets are full of bountiful milkiness. They're driving me nuts. I felt my uterus shrivel up.
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I had sex while you were puking this morning and I'm sorry. Kind of.
It's ok. I had sex while you were drunk crying last night. We're even.
All his ex-girlfriends are delicate flowers, tho. And I'm like a trash compactor.
I wouldn't worry about it. You know what they say, THICK THIGHS MAKE THE DICK RISE.
Everythings in imax form. Space oddessys are formed. Adventure at every moment and everything is epic. My mouth hass lemons. Yum.
You really do take on your dog's personality she sounded like her pug breathing when we were going at it.
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