Did you see Brett Michaels get knocked on his ass?
Hurt me personally.
Knocked his cowboy hat off... Bandanna was still good though
the ex, the guy i cheated on the ex with and the rebound are about to form a beer pong team at my party. is it bad i feel accomplished my pussy brought their union together?
it only took me 1 hour to write 8 pages. i'm never doing school work without adderall ever again.
she's googling pictures of Freddy Mercury and whispering 'I'm ready'
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
The online application for Mcdonald's said I could do incredible things there. Today I threw out shit filled underwear in the women's restroom and escorted a very drunk/high 42 year old man outside after he ordered a 5 dollar foot long and a bloody mary.
Pros and cons of selling your underwear to a guy on craigslist. Go.
Come down off the roof.
I noticed a trail of vomit coming up the drive way. You must be home
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
We were apparently using marine hand signals to communicate to one another where to meet up in the house to hook up.
Didn't even know I knew marine hand signals.
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
You know I ate twenty hot dogs in an hour once.
I am honestly so surprised you are a lesbian.
I'm taking the day off so I can get drunk at Whole Foods before noon
My hookup from last weekend apparently got arrested today... his roommate just tagged me on facebook asking for bail money.
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
I fished a Couples Masturbation DVD out of somebody’s trash and kept it. That’s how desperate I am.
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