...So a 6 ft tall drag queen in heels I would kill for just told me I have a dunkable ass. I'm confused...but I'll take any compliment I can.
apparently i started the naked brigade. and depantsed everyone who wasn't naked. her parents must hate me.
i always forget that thursday isnt the weekend in the real world
thank god dogs can't talk. they see way to much.
the last thing i remember is inserting the sippy stray into the jack daniel's.
She had to leave early so she could get ready for her high school's homecoming. I hope her date likes sloppy seconds.
I have had more skin than food in my mouth the last three days
They play video games, go on acid trips, and in times of need, are willing to donate plasma together. COUPLE OF THE YEAR.
I NEED to see if his girl has a sister.
DOWN HORMONES. BACK.
Yea. I couldn't get a job in fast food but I can teach Americas youth. The future looks great
Well two things you gotta know if you're gonna live here. your alcohol tolerance is gonna need to go up, and people do blow. Get used to it. Nobody is gonna pressure you into it. That shits expensive
It looked like his dick was wearing an argyle sweater.
What could go wrong? i could have a mental breakdown with a bottle of champagne hand cuffed to a frat bro
So what you're saying is that The Magic Kingdom is ruining our plans to get laid?
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Randomize
