Literally like 10 people walking in my building talking about how much they hate draco
Yea i traded my bed for half a bag of jimmy johns jalepno chips, am I proud of it no, Am I happy I did it? yes
I bet they don't have a scenario slide on how to deal with a suggested three way with counsel during harassment training.
I save people's lives for a living, but I want to ruin his marriage.
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First funeral I've ever been to where the cops had to come.
They only knew me as the lesbian that passed out in a bathtub. That's not what you call friendship.
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Nope, can't do it. It's a snowball effect. Today, leggings as pants. Tomorrow, female hitler. Natural progression.
Nothing brings compassion from a group of cafe workers like walking in and asking if they have a 'hangover special'
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He jizzed all over my ID badge. HR is gonna be pissed...
Last night she walked off and disappeared from everyone got home at 330 and said she went to the casino with her cab driver.
drinks after work?
that question mark offends me.
On today's episode of "What the Shit Did I Do Last Night," drunk me deleted ALL of the text messages I've ever had. Awesome.
Tripping over coffee tables hurts shins but face is okay bc I landed on a sofa.
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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