he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
If I die and they 'assume' it's natural causes, just go with it.
dude ... she has a full length mirror in her shower, don't even tell me shes not dtf
my momz letting me make the christmas card in photoshop
so that means christmas in space?
imma make our dead cats ghosts like obi wan kenobi
I guess I'll put a green shirt on. Also, I just snorted some protein shake power. That doesn't have anything to do with St. Patrick's Day. I just wanted you to know in case i die.
He was fucking her while he was wiping my tears.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
We are a team. I lure them in with my tits, feed them enough alcohol to consider homosexuality, and hand them off to you.
You're the best wingman ever.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
New drink: empty coke can vodka water maple syrup. Get on my level
That's why you need to have them together. Katie started crying on the couch and she just gave her a tube of crackers and picked up a beer at the same time. She's like a goddess of making things chill
People were wondering why I started hanging out with him after high school, the simple answer is now that I don't see his dorky ness everyday I can just focus on his amazing penis.
I smell like thanksgiving dinner and bad decisions. Its not even thanksgiving yet.
You've changed since you got that strap on
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