the taste of these tagalongs is totally worth boning that creepy troop leader chick...
I just woke up to people screaming "funnel" in my kitchen....
Happy St. Patrick's Day.
On a scale of "impaired judgement" to "Mel Gibson," how drunk are you?
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I just shaved my vag with a razor my dad left when he was here a few months ago. Too hungover to think about the Freudian connotations
I feel like hell. The amount of black beans I found in my hair tells me I hit rock bottom
Nothing like hearing a USA chant while getting head. God bless America.
At one point, you closed your eyes and asked me which 'six flags' we were at
The only responsible thing ive done in vegas is shower and that was onky to clean vomit off me
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
she put on her moms wedding dress and is chugging purple jolly rancher vodka, happy cyber monday
she was puking nonstop out of the car window in the rain during our hour long drive back, we got lot of honks
if i get arrested im counting on you to get a picture of it
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
Do you want to get naked and order pizza with me
I don't know. Seeing the vagina stretched out beyond normal proportions is like watching your favorite superhero die.
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