Good. I was naked most of the night. But sometimes I would wear my tux vest...But only my tux vest. It was classy
I'll have you know...trying to masturbate while a song about jesus is stuck in your head is next to impossible
So tell me more about the cum that came out of your nose
I was up until 12:30 making that damned grammar test for my freshmen then I caught myself running through the verb tenses when I was giving him head.
"I have sucked, I will suck, I will have suck, I am sucking..." I've never felt more like a nerdier slut than last night.
Ask politely.
Fine. Can i please come over, hang out with you, sit around a campfire, smoke tree, listen to sublime, and fuck the shit out of you?
Thats good enough.
My passouts and memory loss are great training for when I have alzheimers. You'll know where to look when I get lost.
Just remembered getting lost in a "shortcut" through yards and GPSing my way home last night
Swallowing. Like you said. Lions. Always.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
I woke up this morning in the house, I didn't realize it was physically possible to duct tape a person to the wall...
I mean there are things broken right and left, I woke up surrounded by dog statues, and we had a vodka bubble bath.
I totally straight up jacked your pants. I am so sorry.
there is a smiley face on my leg painted in blood
I'm pretty sure that's yours.
We used to bone, but now she's my life coach.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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