You blewit but ill be back in laekciew tonigthso calll mee
i got lost in a forest last night. this morning I realized the "forest" was just 6 trees on campus.
I woke up and there was 3 different size condom wrappers on the floor. What is this goldie locks and the 3 condoms???
Redeem this text for a blowjob
When you come back do you think I could print anorexic pictures of Mary-Kate?
You only like me because I'm a challenge
You already blew me
He said he's gonna start calling me "Benny" because we're "friends with bennyfits"
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.
you cant ever make fun of my bong's stick on moustache again. its the reason the cop let me keep it and my weed.
Did I change midway through last night?
Seven times. The most notable outfits were UFC Fighter and Top Hat Viking
You could sing the national anthem right before we have sex. Make it feel like a sporting event
Still alive. Just brushed my teeth with fireball.
I think the God that I only kind of believe in, definitely hates me.
You know shits really hit the fan when you start using public bathroom air freshener spray as perfume
what? where are you?
Randomize
