I did the walk of shame to church this morning.
hooker boots and all?
Yep. People looked at me like I was the prodigal daughter returning home. Full of sins but welcome anyway.
The story about him having a girlfriend changed real fast when he found out that I was a gymnast
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
Dude you ate toast sprawled out on my kitchen floor and said "this is comfy". No more day drinking.
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So I got hit in the face with a frying pan. So def wont be at work for first break if I'm there at all
Last night I was just holding this kitten up to my face for like ten minutes telling it that it couldn't be real
we def had a heart to heart that turned into a BJ last night
This girl invited us back on the promise of weed and strudel...she delivered neither.
Welcome to Missouri, the show me your genitals state.
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Welp, just took a tab of acid and cracked one of three bottles of champagne... Mondays ¯\\_(ツ)_/¯
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
As much as I want you to bang someone other than me, he is an asshole.
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
You walked right into the door. Even the door guy and security guys were laughing.
We should write a country song: “Blacked Out on a Sunday”
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