Hey, go out with us like you promised. You're younger than us and should be able to handle your coke problem with grace.
I jusy said out loud "gingers unite in the middle of the night"
Please tell me how I woke up out in the middle of nowhere wearing nothing but a hard hat and a man thong?
he shattered multiple jars of jelly against his roommates doors last night. this morning the asian one wouldn't even talk to him because he thought he was gonna get beaten up
Does slim fast make a chocolate heart for valentines? If so that's what she's getting.
Is it bad that on the course evaluation it said "do you normally try harder than other students in class" and i circled "absolutely false"?
The douche that always wears spandex at the gym just walked into class with a dick going into his mouth drawn on his face. The professor said "rough night" and he still has no idea. Tyring to get a pic
Apparently it's poor taste to ask for a break up blow job...in McDonald's. Also, that's not the best way to break the news either.
she gave me head while i watched the '98 Rose Bowl on espn classic. Ryan Leaf really was a huge bust
Turns out puking in your mask makes it even harder to see out of the mask..
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Just ushered a raccoon across the street so yeah.. Good night
So he came on my stomach this morning and I totally forgot about it until after you poured that body shot.
But I don't see you as the jesus riding a dinosaur with a machine gun type of guy
You can't just bring up bondage and then stop answering me
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