The neighbors are smoking hash and doing Julia Child impressions...again.
he's like a stage 5 clinger and he won't even fuck me. he has to be gay. my personality isn't really THAT great.
just go where the car takes you. fingers crossed its here with breakfast.
My liver just had a heart attack.
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I'm going out with a guy whose nickname is Shark Week cause he'll eat anyone. I'm very excited.
I hope you have a dream of a sloth with my face touching you erotically
You have to start asking people if they're gay before you kiss them..
I can't handle dick pics with conversational captions
She's running around the streets punching people and narrating. I don't know whether to laugh or stop her
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he sent me a green and gold dick pic and advised me I needed to come drive the snake from Ireland.
There is a video of you making out with him, flipping off the camera, and holding the plastic flamigo that you had just stolen out of a yard
My cousin was arrested on a class b felony for selling meth out of the back door of McDonald's where he worked. Apparently it was the extra special sauce.
It was a career choice to be sure... Mistakes were made.
Would you paint my ceiling for oral sex?
I would have wore underwear last night if I knew I had to change a tire this morning
2020 sucks, I want a refund
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