You flung your panties at that guy you liked with an accuracy that I have never seen before.
BLOW JOB GIRL IS IN WALMART
Some people actually refer to her as Kaitlyn you know.
i have more money on itunes than i do in my bank account... college.
The drunk teletubby stumbling out of the place tipped me off..
Totally using formspring as an incognito way of making sure that girl from last night wasn't jailbait.
My last google search was 'bulk asian wives' I don't know either
They sat me on college avenue with a puke bucket and people were mistakenly throwing change in it. Got me enough money take a cab back to my apartment.
I love her to death but its like you have to do 5 lines of coke to be on her level.
Based on the grey fur I pulled from my teeth, I think her vagina has mice.
We're just Facebook friends. Use guy logic. I tapped your wife in high school, 20 years and 60 lbs ago, when she was hot and experimental. Why would I mess with that now? It would ruin the vivid memories of her that I keep in my spank bank.
I will find you...
She got called into work early but she left me a note that had directions to her roommates stash of weed on top of a two bacon and egg mcmuffins. I think I win.
Idk but she keeps giving me s'mores and I'm having a hard time caring about her alcoholism because of it
I thought I was really making her scream. Turns out she had a Lego jammed in her lower back.
Last night i walked into a gas station to get condoms. I threw them on the counter and the guy gave me a funny look because i was wearing a bra under an open cardigan and no shoes. I screamed "DONT JUDGE ME!" and he gave them to me for free.
There's a guy in a plaid shirt running around asking everyone if they want to head butt him
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