He could be your dad!
We discussed that right before he asked for my number
I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
he accidentally used the toothbrush i use to induce my bulemia...i feel like this is something he shouldnt find out...
I have all these new brothers and sisters I'm just now finding out about
Your my favorite hello and hardest goodbye.
And I especially mean that last part, half the time you pass out somewhere and it is impossible to get you to leave.
It took me four clicks to get to 2009 on his profile. This can't work.
If he thinks that that is an acceptable way to ask me out he is out his goddamn ginger mindddddd.
the cashier at the gas station pulled a twig out of my hair and told me I should probably wash it before work....it was kinda sweet.
Im gnna go loik fir my newq gay friuend now
Goodbee
He was telling me how he was trying to grow up. And then 2 minutes later, he told me he was tripping on lsd for the first time.
I JUST REALIZED THAT SINCE LEIA IS TECHNICALLY A PRINCESS AND KYLO REN IS HER SON AND STAR WARS IS OWNED BY DISNEY...KYLO REN IS LITERALLY A DISNEY PRINCE.
Oh my Gods. Why. Why did you have to tell me that. D:
SO YOU CAN SUFFER HAVING THAT KNOWLEDGE TOO.
Do not ever look at a picture of an erect ostrich penis. You will regret it.
Sometimes self-care is taking a shot of vodka and moving on.
Sorry about you walking in on the whole nude kinect dancing. The new roomie was drunk and naked and told us he was either over dressed or we were under dressed for the party. And Amy figured it would be easier to join him than it would be to dress him
Security showed up because apparently we were fucking too loud.
As your roommate I can attest that y'all do indeed fuck rather loudly
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