I'm sorry, but there's just something about mesh over nipples that irks me.
im having a threesome with these popsicles
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
His shopping cart was nothing but malt liquor and zucchini.
I HATE DRINKING WITH JUST GIRLS, ITS 1030 THEYRE ALL HAMMERED AND TALKING ABOUT HOW AWESOME THEIR SHOES ARE!!!!!!!
She woke up with blood running down her face and asked the EMS guy where the keg was
He fell off the roof... he clearly has not been preparing for summer.
my roommate had a few special brownies and wrapped my purse and one of my shoes and left them under the tree for me...
I'll get you through man, I'll be your fairy godmother with better prescription drugs
I had sex on the roof of the dorm last night ... I feel like a combination of spiderman and van wilder
I feel like shit, and I can't get the band aids off my nipples.
is it wrong to hook up with someone at a memorial drum circle
Saw two pregnant women at court today and I SWEAR one of them said "we had a threesome with this random guy and he got both of us pregnant."
i sent him a nude and he responded 6 hours later
what did he say?
"oh m god,,, whow '!!!!nm"
So, I'm roughly 90% sure that the guy next to me in the xray waiting room is watching porn on his phone right now
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