Let's just say there's a reason that "suede" rhymes with "laid".
I keep waking up with the nagging feeling I gave him half a hand job through his shorts.
He said he had bite marks on his back... Turns out he had to throw me over his shoulder, and I was really reluctant.
we woke up to him feeding us cheetos at 3am. and by feeding i mean shoving them in our mouths and saying "i mean who doesn't like cheetos"
First off, get on bc solely in preperation for this event. Second, as my little sister you have a lot of whore to live up to.
I've never felt so inclined to grow a dick. THIS is what the gays in this town have done to me
Be still, my beating vagina.
He only dropped the Russian accent after we started having sex.
Lots of alcohol last night skiing this morning = me throwing up off chairlift
I think I threw my underwear away at What-A-Burger last night.
there is a guy passed out on top of me and i don't know what to do. help if you're awake? was anyone anyone expecting someone? maybe he found the wrong room?
I thought my period ended but I felt it again as soon as Pitbull started playing
The yoga party turned into an underwear party because we are all incompetent when it comes to tying bed sheets.
This has been a Party Success Story
I'm getting drunk by myself again. But I'm not shotgunning any of them. That's self-restraint, right?
It was all going good until I realized she was wearing underwear with a butt flap. Mission aborted.
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