let's have our labels/stereotypes/careers for each kid by next week.
oh how i love working at summer camp.
i think the cat found all the blow we lost...
maybe i'll see you again later :)
I'd rather shit a knife.
I have new birth control, three bottles of jack, and some coupons for micky d's. You wanna have that sleepover?
Remind me if I threw up on you last night or if that was just a dream.
DO NOT EAT ONE OF DONOVANS WEED RICE CRISPIES. I REPEAT DO NOT EAT IF YOU VALUE YOUR EYE BALLS
I would convert to being a Republican and Mormon just to sleep with Romney's sons. The things I would to do them.
What if I told you that I had 160 ounces of cheap malt liquor in my backpack? Espn films 40 for 40s presents: Edward 40 hands. Our room. 11PM/10 central
I just got a huge discount at GameStop for having tits. I win.
DON'T WEAR PANTS.
I REPEAT.
DO. NOT. WEAR. TROUSERS.
Anyone who has court these next few days keep your head up & smile knowing we broke the County Record with 27 underage consumptions
I think he's trying to finish jacking off before throwing up again
You should frame my arrest warrant.
He was like the most intimidating looking guy you've seen in your life except he was really shittily doing the two step
So this is what bad decisions tastes like...
Randomize
