She just took off her shirt and jumped in the kiddie pool. We're not leaving.
im not 100% but im pretty sure at some point i was rubbing ur bf's beard telling him how magnificient i thought it was
Yeah well I used to see how many bud lights I could slam down during the pledge of allegiance, my record was 4, but I could do better now.
He legit asked if he could come over for a hug. I feel like I've been booty called by a 12 year old.
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It is 9pm, let the ass parade to the bars begin
Until she magically finds a brain, I'm going to be a dick. Fair trade. She's a idiot, I'm an ass.
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
in honor of breaking bad starting soon, i am now banging a walter white lookalike. viva heisenberg!
how did you set a fucking salad on fire????????
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Well, my mom found the ball gag and whip. Looks like I'm never going home again.
I just chased my hot mailman down the street to ask him out and now I am 98% positive he gave me a fake number.
A legendary roster of degenerates has been assembled.
I noticed it at one point and thought do I really wanna bang the guy with the phone holster .....of course I do
Sometimes, it’s important to take a moment and kinkshame yourself.
I'm either hallucinating or there is a dying cat outside my apartment....
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