New channing tatum movie.
I'll bring my vibrator.
Man, i was looking at the pictures i took last night in one i was on the Kentucky line fist pumping with a hobo..wth happened?
Just stabbed myself in the face trying to lick melted cheese off a kitchen knife.
Carry on my wayward bro, there'll be beer when you get low. lay your neon tank to rest, dont you rage no more.
And then he posed under the bed and said, "you should draw me like one of your french girls." Why do they keep giving this kid drugs?
You say you're gonna take rehab seriously... but i keep imagining it as a training montage for you preparing to snort all of columbia.
That actually is really sweet of you
I went commando last night, then accidentally flashed a police van...They acknowledged it.
I saw a picture of my dad holding my legs in a kegstand. Town festival=success.
Hungover, threw up in a cosmetic case in my car this morning. This is real life.
Oh, cold wet seat on the 48! Are you piss? Are you the sweaty ass leavings of an obese person? Are you the spilled King Cobra from the night before? I do not know! I dare not smell to find out... Pants ruined...
Idk she didn't seem that weird to me but I had just eaten an entire tray of jello infused with liquor so I could be wrong...
i found waldo and immediately set him to work eating me out. please have more out of season costume parties.
No like I actually peed on the treadmill. As it was running
I don't want to resort to having sex with people that actually like me.
Looks like it rained condoms in my room last night
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