I just woke up in bed next to my teacher. Does that mean I'm passing now?
Come with me and I'll find you a girl. What's your type?
Vagina
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
when i'm not drinking i'm making facebook events about drinking
so i just drove past a racoon and a kid on a long board... god i love 4am white castle runs
I think I am the only girl in the world who would be proud of these scars from rug burn.
The best was having to tell my 16y/o cuz and her bf that we could see him fingering her in the inner tube. Lucky for them, I'm the cool cousin... and was river-level fuckedup.
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Just got kicked out of two hot tubs. We were naked the second time. So awkward getting out in front of the security guard.
I feel like weed makes my smarter. I'm watching the stocks and the way I understand if, do not invest in Yahoo right now because they are not fit for that.
I knew this night was headed for bad when I was drinking cherry bombs out of a sippy cup in the shower
VAL. THIS MOTHERFUCKER IS LAYING IN MY BED WEARING A CAT SHIRT, VAL. COME SAVE ME, VAL.
Molly was fun. I was in a captain planet onesie in Wal-Mart talking to everyone haha
Is it illegal to hookup with your fathers god child?
Everything is a learning experience. Last night we learned why I'm not allowed to bring guys home from the bar....
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