3:38a: you guys up to anything right now?
it was nice. we just kind of hung out. she didnt even mention the farting incident.
The only good thing about ohio is that i can get 2 half gallons of soco for 40 bucks
I think he's on the stoner protein diet. I just saw him, at 3 am, spreading mayo on a slice of deli ham and sprinkling salt on top.
Well he has a girlfriend. So I told him that I wanted to have sex way more than I wanted to be a decent human being.
I always enjoy the bewildered gaze as I buy chips, salsa and beer @ 0745.
I'm really proud of myself for not blacking out yet this weekend!
It's a Thursday.
If shame burned calories, I'll be back to my birth weight by the end of this weekend.
I look like slutty woodland creatures dress me in the morning. Everybody's got problems.
He told me he wanted to sober fuck the shit outa me... I took that as a compliment
She brought over her portable harddrive and we dueled with porn. This relationship is too beautiful to last.
totally just stole a 24 pack straight out of the miller truck
I might volunteer to give breath samples on the 17th where I would be required to get drunk and then give samples! THE POLICE WOULD PAY ME AND PROVIDE THE ALCOHOL!
SPICY FOODS AND BLOWJOBS DON'T MIX.
YOU SAID YOU'D TRY ANYTHING ONCE YOU LIAR
idk what the male equivelent of vajazzling is but it better be worth the time
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