I dint menn to makr ut w brtendr
Wat???
U lft me at bar, no cassh for cab, may have slept with bartender
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
I swear this girl is like a Cross between Danny Devito and Anne Heche....the Lesbian Years.
do you think the bartender judged us for asking for shots of well vodka and water chasers?
This is ridiculous. It's like playing possible STD Clue, and I don't want to be the winner.
A burger king employee called me from your phone while you were on their bathroom floorl. Hope ur not in jail....4 realz
Don't make this awkward for me. Don't let your mom come near the bathroom. I can't meet your mom for the first time while I'm shitting. Dont make this awkward.
explain the broken jalepenos in my underwear drawer?
The problem with Wednesday evening drinking is that no gets to my level. It's like like a one man party. But it's a goood party.
I let him fuck me in a batman costume. Don't talk to me about needing to read fifty shades gray.
Im gonna wear a random assortment of things for Halloween, guy with the most creative answer gets laid
How's dinner? Come here? You can bring your boyfriend if you're ok leaving without him
my human sexuality class is the only class where the porn i watch the night before is relevant to the discussion the next day
That was a very uncomfortable conversation to have without pants on. But his mom was pretty cool about it.
it was cool until he whispered 'sounds like you need a good dicking' with a completely serious face and i just lost it
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