i just had sex. the condom broke. we're sleeping in to separate beds. And im in albany
so my doctor just swabbed my throat, and he looked up in suprise when i had no gag reflex. yea, he just judged me.
Plus apparently whenever one of her friends loses their virginity they get a party with a funfetti cake which I found funny
this ms. usa coverage has sucessfully humbled every girl here. depressed fish in a leaky barrel. go!
I definitely did a line of something I don't know with a Pagan biker. I make good decisions.
I have a very important question for you: what are some good rules to have if we want to turn the nfl draft into a drinking game?
you closed your eyes and pointed to a cupboard..there was vodka on the top shelf. your sixth sense is amazing. plus, we convinced the foreign kid you're a booze whisperer
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
Do I need to call and sing lullabies? Because that's creepy, but I'm a really good friend.
You are driving me to get new toys, i am test driving them on the way home.
We are taking your truck.
Yeah well, last time I said I wasn't having a big night I was being strangled in somebody's spare bed
Someone keeps hanging up bible verse posters in the bathroom stall I masturbate in at work.
I was just dry heaving outside of the Chem building when a guided tour walked by. Welcome to the Maritimes kids...
Would you laugh at me if I told you I think I burned my nipples?
Your ex spoke highly of your penis and it’s skill. I’m interested in learning more about it ;-)
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