It really wasn't that bad. Well, it was pretty bad, but only in 3 second bursts.
It went from "haha, this will be funny" to "full blown anime porn fetish"
sorry for throwing an entire water bottle of vodka at you. It was very wasteful
I cant be sure, but i think ive been drunk in this church before.
I remember fighting the chubby dude and the bouncer put me in the full Nelson. Woke up this morning with a dislocated shoulder. We need to finish the rest of this beer though
I am going to ride along with a cop tonight so please don't get arrested because that would be super awkward for me.
I'm out of town so we should be golden.
I wonder what blackout Alex would think of her?
probably "functioning vagina, must touch"
If you call getting home safe by sprinting down Spanish Harlem barefoot still rolling then ya I made it
All I could think about while he was going down on me was that his moustache reminded me that I want to try something new with my pubic hair.
I've decided he is effectively a mouth, hands and cock held together by bad ideas and compliments, and I'm OK with that.
Someone drunkenly cleaned and organized my car last night... Nothing's missing, so that's a plus.
It wasn't your birthday, you weren't supposed to be the drunk one
When people keep buying you drinks at the bar because they like you, you can't say no to them
turns out it took a Belgian couchsurfer dressed as Heisenberg to rock my world.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
apparently when we were gone the parents play strip connect 4
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