So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I know...I feel like disliking her as a person on facebook
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She had a baby and now works at Hooters. She is the poster child for peaking in high school.
Well if my looks don't work with her I'll eat the 50 nuggets to impress her fat roommate.
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
I got stoned in my snow covered car and pretended I was burried alive
Now that there's no chance of him coming over to fuck anymore, I'm going to put up a one-person tent in my bedroom and live in it. My bed reminds me of him.
when your 30 and im 37 and we're lonely and single, lets make a pact to murder each other.
We're living together and you don't know if I've seen Titanic?!
He has blue eyes of sex and i am powerless against them
Doesn't tell me where my computer chair went but good to know
Mostly what I remember is someone saying "raise your hand if you're too turnt" then raising my hand and falling
Tonight I celebrated marriage equality by letting a girl I don't know kiss me at the club.
First week is awesome. Freshman girls prancing around everywhere like newborn baby deer looking for a dick to jump on
The dick lei will go down in squad history
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