I think it's safe to say that I made out with the entire msu campus this weekend
True love is taking a shit with the one you love in the bathroom with you.
i now know how you feel when you have to walk me home. she ran into a streetlight and into garbage.
he's a bartender at a gay strip club. maybe he can work his magic. with getting u in, not gay magic.
he borrowed my computer and saw his name in my recent google searches. Things got awkward real fast.
Oh come on. There's no way I was the only female choir student taking shots in the back room.
Cops do not care. One just laughed and said "precious"
It is too early in this hangover to be seeing some guys ass crack.
I had to photo shop your nipple piercings. that was extremely awkward.
I'm wearing green eyeshadow so even if I end up totally naked I still won't get pinched.
I couldn't finish the episode and had to lay down because the snapple commercial with the mustache was blowing my mind
His mom walking in on us having sex was probably the highlight of the night
the second she challenged me to mario kart drinking game i knew i was in love
Well I'm in a stranger's bed.
Gotta leave to watch the Lions
If the amount of time the owner spent looking at my tits is any indication, I’d say I can probably sleep my way to the top
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