there's a lady drinking out of a red cup in class. HAPPY FRIDAY
I just filled out my 2010 Census drunkenly. I'm single handedly throwing it off.
This sounds like "Sober" Ericka. Sorry that message wasn't for you. I only do business with "Fell off the wagon" Ericka. Please pass that message along to her.
So, I had a dream last night that girls approached guys at the bar and said things like "i would like to pleasure you tonight." No drink buying, no sweet talking or ANYTHING.....it. was. awesome.
i made it my goal to pee in the sink of every apartment we went to last night. i didnt use the toilet once
i just saw some one pass a baby through the drive-thru window at dairy queen.
Drinking vodka straight out of a beer bottle because I don't want to be judged. Not my best idea and not my worst.
I remember key bumps, porn and a mom in my bed. Sums up my day.
that is an amazing summary hahaha
We had sex in the bathroom. Good sex. Toilet breaking sex.
most of the afternoon was spent sneaking around my house and alternating which bathrrom to throw up in.
I want a battle ostrich, get me a battle ostrich and then come and make love to me
I asked you for a cigarette and you handed me your phone and told me to search for one
I mean, it was a fun hookup and he's cute and whatnot, but he wouldn't go down on me. Plus he's a republican. Idk why but those things feel like they go hand in hand.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
Sometimes i wish my vagina automatically turned itself off when i'm legally drunk.
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