I'll collect that couch/porn sloopy beedge tomorrow just FYI
She told me she got a 15 on her A.C.T.. that's when I knew it was a done deal.
Also, at 1:30 I emailed myself saying, "are you there Margaret? It's me, god"
This is going to be a 3 day beach sex fest. Do you understand
Wanna skype?
Can your lips gently and pleasantly suck on my balls via skype? If not, then no.
He told me he wanted to sleep but I touched his penis and listened to his heart beat start racing. I knew sleeping was bullshit.
Use your nursing skills for good, not evil.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
I think I ingested my vampire fangs last night.
Also, I found this app that is basically a tamagochi from the 90's and now I finally have something to keep me busy at work!
I'm like a freaking volcano of life and sexual frustrations
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
Haha. I have resting bitch face. He has I want y'all to die face. It's a subtle difference
I'd like to have a moment of silence for all the dicks she's broken off
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
This year my vagina is giving thanks that several of my cubs are coming home for the holiday
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