I just watched a guy get turned down by a prostitute
Yes because finding a guy to give head to is pretty difficult.
I mean not really
Obviously that's why it was a joke you are so stupid it's impossible.
i stalked him back to the creation of his facebook in november 2008. that bad.
of all the people in our graduating class, this is exactly who would get pregnant.
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You dont realize corn stalks will cut until you run from the cops through a corn field.
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
I'm figuring, since someone shoved pizza crust in my ear last night, there might be some leftover pizza.
A gentleman never tells..... therefore i will neither confirm nor deny the attatched photos
I don't care how great the sex was, I cannot unsee what has been seen. I regret ever stalking his Facebook.
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I feel like I'm going to shit out a Big Mac
He's hot and has an accent therefore you don't ask questions when he tells you to take your pants off.
I'm about to play another round of who's panties are in my car.
He has a baby picture of himself on the night stand. I don't think this whole 'one night stand' thing is for me.
I need your opinion, is it ACTUALLY sweet that a booty call offered to walk me home with an umbrella because it was raining, or is that just low standards?
Would it be inappropriate to meet you at the airport after your family vacation so I can tell you all about the amazing sex I have been having?
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