It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
Actions speak louder than words. Her actions scream crazy.
And you kept hanging up and calling back because you thought I wasn't greeting you properly.
he's sitting on top of the fridge in only a black speedo and wont get down
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over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
It was her 21st and she had one drink and fell asleep. I hate 90lb girls.
No you can't have a vodka redbull. The pilgrims didn't have vodka redbull.
Well once I told her I had a girlfriend she actually got more aggressive. Then Danielle called me and she saw the pic of the two of us on my phone and immediately said "can my caller I'd pic be me sitting on your face" wtf?
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I'm gonna hop on that dick and ride it into the sunset
She made sure everyone knew we were doing shots for her dead grandma.
I feel like a drive thru vagina
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
You said "I feel like a koala bear. Do you ever just feel like a koala bear?" This is your brain on drugs.
I wanna print it out and hang it on the fridge like parents do with good report cards.
oh the joys of a picture of a negative pregnancy test
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