Her cum face looks like the large marge scene in pee-wees big adventure
i just saw a white kid with an afro using a martini shaker as a coffee thermos. go college.
Skanksgiving break is awesome already... pilgrim and indian roleplay tonight.
just had amazing sex with a girl I got caught with in second grade playing doctor. her examination is finallllly over
my dad just referred to me and my boobs as 'the three of you'
Ahhh sometimes you just need a thermos of whiskey in the library
they paper machayed me.
i told you ... never pass out drinking with preschool teachers.
I've got to admit, I'm a little hesitant about giving him road head. I've seen how he drives and I've seen how he acts when I give him head. A small part of me is saying this is going to end badly.
I don't understand how 5 bottles of booze became normal or acceptable per 2.5 people
he told me "apparently my gag reflex doesn't work so if you magically grew a penis I would deep throat you"
I distinctly remember telling him "I'll suck your dick while you eat pizza"
I woke up to a bum peeing outside my window, and he said, "This is embarrassing for you."
What's a nice way of saying 'I wish I hadn't fucked you.'
She said I can't embarrass her, the challenge has been set
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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