hi i'm bored and kind of... in a sort of dirty mood
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no i'm at a mixer dressed up as the teenage mutant ninja turtles
i can't put facebook on my resume under hobbies.
is her vagina suppost to smell like dirty taco bell?
I'm going to an arts college, I live next to the frat houses, and my room number is 420. god has plans for me and I couldn't be happier.
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Spotted at kelly concert- 10 year old in a homemade "I do not hook up" t shirt. Well I should certainly hope not, sweetheart.
I finally beat you i just fucked my professor last night!!!\n\n
sry, psychiatrist trumps professor
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
Get this. Chipped my front tooth taking a sip of a gay mans beer out of my cleavage. Fuck my fucking life. that'll be fun to explain to my dentist
Fried chicken is a must. Do strippers eat fried chicken or should I plan on something else?
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The dorm having an ice machine is their way of inviting us to make mixed drinks.
And the cockring thing wasn't sexual.
We tried the hang n bang, remember? You ruined it by crying and telling me you loved me while blowing me.
The zoom feature on snap chat videos is the worst thing to ever happen to sexting
He just didn't want his drunk dick pulled out of his windbreaker at the family party
Someone needs to fuck me in my slutty pumpkin costume and I would ideally like it to be you
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