no it's cool...i'm just drinking and studying...cool night
wait, do i give off the impression that i DON'T want girls to show me their boobs if i video chat with them?
i DID NOT walk around with my knees bent and my hands behind my back with long spandex and underarmour pretending to be Apollo Ono
she just threw a smoke bomb in an elevator and ran down 9 flights of stairs to see it at the bottom.
You never did explain why you were in wal-mart with a wok full of popcorn.
some people offered us free beer as long as we shotgunned it and after you shotgunned four without pausing they took their offer back
I have too much pride to pick his chest hair out of my mouth again
He told him to "throw up in my mouth like I'm a baby bird."
doing laundry. just found my fishnets from Friday. the ENTIRE crotch is torn out. guess that answers the "did we have sex in the cab" question.....
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
He wanted to bang in the work van while we were on shift together. He convinced me with "It's like the Scooby Doo van but looks nothing like the Scooby Doo van."
Emergency nipple ring removal:vodka, tweezers, and vodka. Can you bring me a band-aid?
The last time I've felt a woman's touch, the twin towers were compromised. You can wait like one week
Anyone see the sob who took the piñata?
Imma make him fuck me with my jersey on tonight while I chant Go Jets Go. Gotta love playoff hockey szn.
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