Look at my ENTIRE past
Highly public sexual behavior gross mismanagement of funds socially unaccpetable and radical speech and thought
Might as well have a blog about it at this point
Bristol Palin says: Remember to use protection
thank you for a lively/lovely evening :)
should have blown me.
I don't know what's more pathetic, the fact that you dated him or the fact that it took a Taylor Swift song for you to break up with him.
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Three questions. How does a tomato drive a car, how does an asparagus play a guitar, and how am I still so high that I chose to watch Veggie Tales?
giving him head while hes talking to his fiancee on the phone about inviting me to their wedding.... im invited. should i go or would that be wrong?
Beer lympzucs are ki7lling me
She kept crying and asking why I couldn't look more like Dennis quaid.
this lady just pulled corn on the cob out of her purse
People like that make this world a better place.
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High as shit. I just described caramel syrup on crackers to my mom for 15 minutes...
It's really sad that I'm trying to calculate in my head the type of place to have dinner that's worth anal
Watching my ex make out with another girl is weird.
But she's wearing a jumpsuit so I feel better.
The only reason I have clothes in my overnight bag is to cover up my sex toys.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
THERE ARE NO EMOJIS TO SHOW MY SEXUAL FRUSTRATION
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