You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
I think I might be in your shoes. Except they are actually my shoes. Either way these shoes are wasted.
O.A.R does not stand for Old Recycled Abortions.
Even when three police cars surrounded us you kept telling us not to worry because 'only good things can happen'.
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I was so scared, I actually heard my grandmother's voice in my head saying if I get pregnant, then my vagina will fall off. And then I'm going to die.
It's my fault there's ramen coiled around his penis.
I was trying not to text you this weekend, so I deleted your number when I was sober. Then auto restore at midnight. It was like drunk magic
I'm standing in line at the liquor store and they're making popcorn.
test run with donkey pinata disastrous. broken glass and tequila EVERYWHERE
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...And then you kept screaming "cock mouth" in her face every time she tried to talk.
You know when you can feel the alcohol in your toes? That's a great feeling.
Other than my penis smelling like an ashtray, it went really well.
He tried to make small talk to hide the fact that he was struggling to unhook my bra... at least he tried right?
Which president had the biggest dick?
Take your time, I'll wait
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
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