did the walk of shame from ex-boyfriend's room only to find other ex-boyfriend sitting in the living room. some people shouldn't be allowed to be friends.
some people shouldn't be allowed to be desperate.
Eww. Jon Gosselin got both his ears pierced.
He looks like a bad one night stand.
Found a barbie with nipples. Life is complete.
I'm starting to think The only feelings I have anymore are drunk and hung over
you can't hurt those
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I just called my cat a slut and she responded. Proudest moment ever.
You know how hard it is to jerk off in a bathtub with a dog staring at you?
The cops walked in and cracked up bec he was passed out on the couch in a pink tutu.
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
I pulled a muscle last night drunk dirty snapchatting him
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Not sure. He doesn't know where New York is on a map but he gives an incredible spanking.
Who cares about New York?
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
I'm not complaining, but why is it that every time I hang out with you I come home with random injuries and random girls?
I'm definitely not mad. My best friend is dating my drug dealer, it's impossible to be mad.
so on a scale from morning glass of wine to that time i burnt the garage down how drunk were you last night
About 'lets tie a boat to a truck and ride it down the freeway'
The wedding is over. Operation sleep with my step-sister has officially begun
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