how can u be prego again
i don't know her name but she is cooking me brkfst then helpin me find my car.
she hot?
i don't wanna talk about it
You guys coming?
We are smoking out the bouncer? But after that sure
Just started taking liver support pills. Welcome to Senior year.
On campus. Grown men in women's sexy bee costumes. Complete with legwarmers. This cannot be real life.
He asked for a foot job. Whatever. I guess I'm swimming in new slut waters tonight.
whose ass print is on the piano?
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
apparently my buddy was fucking on our couch downstairs so i decided it was necessary to walk downstairs naked in a hockey mask.
i feel like i am made of mashed potatoes. i love cannabis pills so. fucking. much.
So I deleted all the text from my phone, was looking for my mom's coffee order and show the coffee guy the pic of me eating pussy.
Your shirt... Was in my pants
he told me he didn't like my name so he was going to call me Casey instead
LMAO. Stop. Men are such gentleman these days. I woke up with no one beside me and you got 6 cents
6 cents and no orgasm 💃🏻🎉
We are so blessed
I accidentally stubbed my dick
What does that even mean?
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