In honor of tonight, my penis will make an appearance
Should I ask him to prom mid fuck? That way he has to say yes.
was it mean of me to chase him screaming "DO YOU EVER WANT TO BE ABLE TO HAVE CHILDREN?!"?
Totally about to meet up with Ryan in an empty parking lot. Expect to fuck him. Yes I know it's 3am. Slutty? Possibly. Excited? Damn right.
You insisted I take photos of you vomiting off the top of the tree.
She cut off the top of a watermelon and is now eating it with a spoon. She's more than half done.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
JUST SAW MY DRUG DEALER SOBER AND GOING TO CLASS. This is weird, its almost like he's an actual student whio leaves his room...
If you have a glass table... Put it up. I don't wanna hurt myself again, I just got my stitches out...
How do I go about messaging a girl on a dating site whose little sister I've had a three some with...?
Is it rude to ask for an autograph after giving him a blowjob in their hotel's hot tub?
Again??? Now we can't ever fucking go there again STOP PEEING IN FOYERS
I didn't want to have shaved for no reason, so I told him I'd blow him if he would just come over and appreciate the smoothness of my legs.
i need to stop meeting underage girls and letting them into the bar. i mean yea its a surefire way to get laid without having to tell them I'm 26 but i feel like as a bouncer I'm focusing on all the wrong things
I got home and he was wearing a suit. He said he reason was because it was shirt and tie Saturday and that he won't change until midnight. He then proceeded to answer the door in a British accent.
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