i guess. but if i can salvage this and still somehow see you naked i feel like that's a win
Hurry. And bring back up. SHE WON'T STOP TALKING.
I hate it when hot girls behave. It's so anticlimactic
Highlight of my evening, pile of books falling onto me in front of people
there was a guy who was being paid to stand outside of Abercrombie without a shirt on... normally i would be okay with this but he was 40...
Dear vodka that I hid in a water bottle in the backseat of Blairs car, I'm sorry that she gave you away to a man on side of the road with an over heated engine. I'm sure the car doesn't appreciate you as much as I would have.
I need a gatorade, my back cracked, my crimper, my shot glass, a sock of rice and an explanation.
You did this to yourself.
It's my 3rd annual 21st birthday party. Disney themed. There will be blood.
i got up, ate a McDouble, then went straight back to bed.
You sure know how to make a day worth living.
His cat must have been laying on his dick, because now my face is covered in hives
That is romantic
Well sometimes you just gotta put your dicks and pizzas together to show you care
Well I may have gotten laid but I over drafted buying pizza so I think that negates everything
I managed all three standard threesome configurations a female-bodied person can achieve in just under nine years. I want to high-five everyone involved, but I've lost touch with a couple of them
Compositionally, that's actually a really nice picture.
And your penis looks really nice too.
Basically, I am an endless fountain of unconvential sexual experiences and knowledge.
Randomize
