why do all the strippers look like they came from fraggle rock
So I accidentally txted this girl with the same name as the one im seeing, as it turns out shes still dtf
rubbing her clit was like playing thumb war
you pissed in the sink and didnt realize it until it was time to wash your hands
He stole her cigarettes and walked 15 miles just so he wouldn't have to wake up next to her. God I love being a lesbian.
i was that girl throwing up in the urinal. it was a dark moment in my life.
whatever happens this semester dont let me be that girl yacking in the urinal. again.
I think a used vibrator from amazon.com is a great valentines day gift foe my ex.
With the amount of g's you put on going I'm gonna guess you're drinking alone again
He doesn't care. He wouldn't care if my vag grew arms and smacked him in the face.
This guy is trying to get me to do some acrobatic gymnast shit just so he can see "my tight hole." I'm too big to be sweating in my own damn bed. Shittttt.
ok now I feel liek a very drunk human instead of a chaos being thanks water
Caprisun cuts tequila surprisingly well...
At dinner her sister yelled "he fucked me AND mom!! Up your standards hoe!!" Safe to say I ruined that family
You tried to ride his dick and fell off. Then tried to ride the floor. That's why he hasn't called back
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