pube in her braces AGAIN. barely kept a straight face.
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
Look I'm sorry I shaved your cat, but get over it.
If someone would have told me in preschool that I was going to do him I would have said no
In anticipation of No Judgement Tuesday, I believe a Can We LOL At What We Did Last Night Saturday is in order
Successfully masturbated while balancing on an exercise ball. my greatest accomplishment?
Probably
I don't know what I would do if cheese never existed
Someone's stooooned
I was trying to be quiet until started to feel like my cock was being dipped in a rainbow and then I stopped caring temporarily
you should be awarded for your promiscuity.
i really should.
I came to the party for him. I don't know where he went, but I mentioned being hungry and his housemate brought me a huge tupperware container of berry cobbler. I think I'll stay.
i am rolling on molly so fucking hard i want to do 300 cartwheels
Looks like he unfriended you too. I feel like we were both just handed negative pregnancy tests.
The parents I babysit for are at this orgy. I need to leave.
so i showed up to the bars in a sombrero and a tie as a headband... so yeah, they didn't let me in
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
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