i guess it's bad bediquette to quote the kool aid man
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he said oh yeah and i responded with OHH YEAHHHHH!
Yeah we had sex for the first time last night and all the text he sent me afterwards said was “heh”
Saw 2 former students outside gas station. gave me money to buy 2 12 packs, asked if I wanted to go to their party.
I told them I had a gf and took one of the 12 packs. Come over.
Texas should really raise its teaching standards.
i feel like the prize bull at the rodeo. everybody got a ride, no one lasted more than 8 seconds and i'm pretty sure i kicked one of them in the ball sack
Why dose there have to be another girl there for you to do this?
its hotter. Way hotter.
I fell off the front porch last night. Actually.. I dove. I dove off the front porch.
its like playing clue every morning after we party. she did him in the kitchen with..oh god.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
does it count as cheating if I'm bettering him for his girlfriend?
hand shaped bruises on both boobs again....i wish i could say this is the first time.
She swallowed the key to the cuffs, I've been having to explain the pink fuzz all morning.
Everything is covered in gelatin and pam cooking spray. Jesus be a shield.
STOP PUTTING BUTTER ON MY FUCKING CAT
The day I let him eat me out will be the day that Donald trump is an honest, kind, non-bigoted member of society
woke up, covered in gummy bears, with a note that said "the gummy army won"
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