There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
they have pregnancy tests at the dollar store
I feel like that is one of those things that you should not cheap out on.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
My mom would probably be ok with my lifestyle as long as she doesn't see that photo of me doing bong rips in a Jesus costume.
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His pick up line was "your one sexy pumpkin, I'd love to carve." Why would you let me go home with him?
N I'm drinking this invention I call "do-it-fluid" I had a bottle of vodka that was 3/4th empty, so I put in 1/4th rum, 1/4th tequila, 1/4th whisky... it's definitely the worst idea ever..
i stole nothing, broke nothing, and stabbed nothing. aren't you proud of me?
We need to drink more. Just think how awesome it would be to wake up in a trailer and NOT remember how wee got here.
Well if homeless lesbian experimenting divorcée is your new M.O., you're gonna need to start drinking more anyway so if that's what it takes to talk about it tomorrow afternoon, bottoms up bitch
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Oh yeah. I pretty much fucked the universes brains out lastnight. It was glorious.
See I would make a great girlfriend. My surprises are sex and burritos. What else do guys want
Do you think they'll deliver pizza to my mouth
Has anyone heard from Jamie or has she actually just been having sex for 48 hours?
It's becoming clear to me that I am not sugar baby material. I don't think I could handle old balls long term.
are you still up? I want to use you for sexual things. you have 35 minutes to respond to this offer.
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