It doesn't matter if they shave you or not, you're still susceptible to the staph infection.
Come to the Burger King. We're waiting for you.
the ***** family is living proof that there are no more lifeguards in the humen gene pool
Emee failed...She used my genitals as a tampon
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I'm just that much of a man that I can watch Ellen and Oprah back to back and still like girls.
he was on top of me and all of a sudden stopped and starting picking his nose...i asked him if he was okay, he sort of looked confused, and he told me he had a booger that hurt. guess its a good thing i wasnt planning on dating this guy
Nope it's a specific set of cards not like a normal ace, queen king thing....kinda like UNO, but instead of yelling UNO you get shitfaced
And then out of the blue she sent me a youtube video mashup of cats puking to techno music
Aj and I already plan to tape our thumbs to our palms so we know how it feels to be a t-rex.
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Did you bedazzle the elevator?
after tonight, seriously nothing could taste better than toothpaste
I was unconscious Saturday for like 6 hours after I passed out on the sidewalks of our nation's capital. Thank you America, for bottomless brunch.
Lesson learned. Don't roleplay with a real knife.
i pushed adam in a shopping cart for 15 blocks, then we realized we left tyler downtown
did you go back and get him?
nah we went to a karaoke bar instead, so worth it
Drugs and unwanted pregnancies are the only things that I'm good at. College comes in at a close third.
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