Dude, just got a bummer.
What??
A blow job from a homeless chick.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
I just imagined your drunkass eating Taco Bell in my living room. This is the Godmother of my potential child.
You peed in my camelbak and said it was a reverse catheter. Not cool.
Next time we're there I want drunk pics of us trying to ride the stone lions downtown. Don't even attempt to fight me on this.
you know its summer when you wake up on the toilet
He woke me up for a 10am bootycall. he was already drunk when he got here and when we were fucking, bagpipes started playing amazing grace outside of my window!! I love Boston on st. Patties day!!
Thanks for fucking me in last night
TUCKING. TUCKING ME IN LAST NIGHT
On way back. With a shopping cart. Minimal casualties.
Oh my god there's only so much masturbating one can do before one wants to fucking cry
We need a full length mirror. I just ate it trying to look at my shoes on the toilet. But aside from a arm bruise I'm good to go
WELL THEN WHAT DAY IS IT?!?! This whole having to choose between ruining my future and ruining my liver is totally killing my vibe
I just want him to hold me after a bad midterm. Is that even too much to ask for after sleeping with him twice?
Slammed 3 beers and just bowled a 129\nI guess alcohol IS the answer
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
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