M WATCHING THE HISTORY CHANNEL AND IT SAID THAT WHEN THE LUST PART OF THE BRAIN IS ACTIVATED THE JUDGEMENT PART IS NOT. THIS EXPLAINS SO MUCH.
He was carrying a rolled up carpet saying he was saving it for tomorrow's Walk of Fame.
So watch family guy till our brains melt and then bang till our bodies hurt?
I'm going to get like 25 drinks at their wedding and just leave them sitting around or give them to hobos.
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But I mean, have you ever just LOOKED at how majestic penises are? They are like ivory columns of pure wonder!
This guy at the airport was telling me 3/4 dudes in his group got rufied at some strip club. One guy woke up in the hospital, another found himself in a random parking garage, the other got back to the room and they all shit their pants. Go Vegas.
You left a motherfucking bruise. ON MY TIT. How? How do you even. No.
Also bring a pizza or no entry to my vagina OR the fort.
Cheese only
Did I hit my head yesterday? I have a bump on the back of it. Also I just want you to know that I don't blame you for me taking my bikini top off. If I want to be shirtless no man or woman on this earth can stop me.
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The impact your presence has on my vagina without even putting your hands on me is quite astonishing, impressive and a little disturbing.
I think he has some internal "man stuff" that keeps getting in the way.
Like alcoholism and general douchbagary.
the puppy had a little leather gag and was using a ball gag as a fetch toy
I'm super disappointed in my clit.
I'm going to get drunk, come back, call my grandma, and eat all those scrambled eggs.
It's official! Naked girl is back and making stir fry. Still not sure she realizes we can see her whole apartment from our balcony. Cheap beer and a show.
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