I think the sex offender registry is kind of a VIP list. You get to not live near noisy schools and parks and all your neighbors get to know you.
Psycho is an understatement. U were running around the house screaming IM UNDER THE IMPERIOUS CURSE
Is it a problem that I find my wife's 16 year old niece sexy?
Definitely got drunk and sent her a literal picture of my asshole. I titled it " you"
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Real housewives of new joisy starts MONDAY. Skype session after? Virtual slap the bag?
So this bar tattoo not looking that great now
My boob is missing a layer of skin
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Any time you've had a failed relationship, I blast No Sex for Ben by The Rapture and dance around my room. I wish I was joking.
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Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
who says I'm not relevant to the kids today? Just had snapchat sex, blows the roof off aim cyber sex
Im showing up stoned and in sweatpants. Because that is where im at in life right now. Sorry not sorry.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
This fucking storm better not ruin my sex plans this weekend
the cuervo was good, but I started with jello shots. and when i threw up a whole jello shot came out.
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